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2 June 12

I seriously hate smoking. Cigarettes are the worst culprit. The smell sticks to your nose hairs and clothes and eyeballs and watching people mindlessly puff on those white sticks really disgusts me. Everybody in my family smokes and being home with my mom just drives home the whole addiction factor. She smokes in the car. She smokes while cooking. She smokes on the toilet. You really can’t go that long without sucking in nicotine? She said she wanted me to contact blepharoplasty surgeons for her because her sagging Asian eyelids are making it difficult for her to see. “You know you have to stop smoking before and after they operate on you, Mom?” “I guess I’m not getting the surgery.”

Tags: smoking tldr
1 June 12
eurogaysian:

Oh my.

eurogaysian:

Oh my.

(Source: ninjaaatuuurtle)

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Tags: welp
30 May 12
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Tags: Yus summer.
28 May 12

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25 May 12

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22 May 12

Turkey Dubstep.

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20 May 12

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18 May 12

reilareila asked: Apologizing in advance for spam/feed my lesbian tumblr crush for you by posting ten things about yourself/gracias, mi corazon.

Tag, you’re it. Here are the rules:
Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people . Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them.

I realize I never responded to this. Only just now did I find out that you passed away two months ago. I wish I could’ve talked to you, I wish I could’ve helped you through whatever you were going through during your last few months, but I was busy with my own life and now I just feel plain selfish. I guess all I can say is Rest In Peace, Mariah.

17 May 12

Sister’s fiance thankfully wasn’t deported, but my mom had to lend them $5,000 to bail him out of immigration jail. Also, they have to get married immediately (I would assume within the next week or so) or he’s got to go back to Turkmenistan or Kazakhstan or wherever he’s from. Basically they’re just gonna sign some papers as soon as possible to make everything legal.

Posted: 10:19 AM

My sister’s fiance just got taken in by immigration.

Somebody tipped the authorities off and they visited their apartment. He doesn’t have a visa. The most likely scenario is they deport him.

Posted: 1:30 AM

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16 May 12
marwanali:

Jay sean

I still can’t believe he’s a British-Indian ex-med student. All that combined makes him sooooo hooooooot.

marwanali:

Jay sean

I still can’t believe he’s a British-Indian ex-med student. All that combined makes him sooooo hooooooot.

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15 May 12

raspberry-zest:

collegehumor:

Korean Girl Sucks at Throwing First Pitch

At least she has her music to fall back on.

No matter how staged that was, she could have thrown it better :\

ugh… korean girl bands…

What’s her name? Jessica?

God Sica, you’re lucky I have such an obsession with Tim Lincecum to let this slide.

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